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  • jason lu

    this foo needs to lay off the cheese burgers and burritos after every smoke session. Eat a salad if your stoned and hungry.

  • Junior senior

    Kevin "6 brawny Fireman" Smith

  • TheFirstMuffinMan

    tl;dr weed

  • Twilight Sparkle

    god at the end just look at kevins humbled happy face. its great.

  • Jason Cr.

    It's a heart attack not a massive aneurysm. Jesiss.

  • Vejur9000

    Yeah. You have to admit Kevin is good at talking and writing. 🙂

  • FlappableBean

    How many times can one man mis-use the word 'like' in 10 minutes?

  • Lazarinth

    You can see Colbert tell him to wrap up his story at 8:46.

  • Peter Booth

    Master story teller

  • Simon Andersen

    Absolute legend.

  • Chud Maverick

    "You made Dogma, go to hell"
    -God

  • Kade

    this man is quite the story teller

  • Feather Wait

    I don't know who this man is but fucking hell can he tell a story.

  • Dotapro Russian

    FUCKING LOVE THAT GUY!!! You be well my friend and keep making everyone smile.

  • Ryan Wilson

    The man famous for being silent is the best talker.

  • TheLochs

    silent Bob talks a lot.

  • Shark Racing

    Wow, I'm out of breath just listening to this guy.

  • That Guy

    When I was in a motorcycle accident I was in shock and was super calm. I had bones sticking out of me and all sorts of stuff. But didn't even realise it. I felt sore, but not really in pain. I new I was messed up cause I couldn't move, but I wasn't worried about it for some reason. I even thought I was paralyised cause I hit my back really hard. (I was almost paralyised, but I'm not, spines just twisted) When the paramedics showed me my femur sticking out of my leg and my arm facing the opposite direction all I said was "well that's not good" the medics had to hold back a chuckle. Aparently I was a few minutes from bleeding out and almost dead, and here I was joking with the medics about people getting addicted to morphine. They couldn't even figure out what some of my injuries were at first cause I was so messed up. I didn't even realise it. The next day when I woke up after the first round of surgeries the nurses kept telling me how I was one of the most calm patients they've seen. And even the doctor said if I would've freaked out there was a good chance it would've killed me, cause I could've increased my blood loss.

    So the lesson is, if you're about to die. Just chill out, you've got a better chance of surviving lol

  • Ryan Cu

    That's the most I've ever heard him talk! ♥ That man.. What a sweet soul.

  • RodCornholio

    Storytelling like this is an artform.

  • Jeremy Pajot

    He's such a good story teller

  • Nixxon

    Director back in 94 "Kevin will act as silent bob! he talks to fucking much"

  • Tony Lang

    STUPID FAT FOK WAS A HUGE IDIOT!!! NO RESPECT FOR AN OUT-OF-CONTROL PERSON!! U OWE UR WIFE, KIDS, FANS, FILM ARTS, ETC TO KEEP FIT, TRIM, PRODUCTIVE — GO EASY ON THE DOPE, BOOZE, AND CHEESEBURGERS!! U TOO!!

  • Flealfy45

    This guy's most famous character is completely silent except one word for one movie, so I think he's compensating whenever he does an interview

  • MetalHead Reacts

    Its kinda funny really that this guy plays silent bob, but in reality he could talk for days on end.

  • Irish Slaves

    In today’s world, one would never see any race flood Africa, Asia, China, or any other part of the globe to the point where the inhabitant population was no longer the majority because it would be called genocide. Along with 5 other states whites are now the Minority in California, which is the most populated state in America. China is able to keep their country majority Chinese, Africa is “aloud” to keep their country full of Africans, etc..etc.. However, any place that holds majority white/Christian is up for genocide.

    Look at the black people in power, or the Mexicans in power, or any other race in power. I do not mean for this to sound “racist” but it’s the truth. Do you realize how long it would take them to get to the point we are now? This is not something that happens overnight. It is not racist, its responsible knowledge. These immigrants have third-world countries for a reason. You all know the people in power see all this happening and more. Stop thinking a system which created these problems to begin with is the same system that will fix them. They (the elites) are up to something, and it is not hard to figure out what they are up to. Look up “The Bell Curve”. The lower the IQ the more irrational, more violent, and unstable people are. It is ok to say one race is more prone to skin-cancer or heart-disease, etc. but people get so offended if we think the brain has anything to do with genetics. WAKE UP!!! If we do nothing to fix this mess our children will suffer the cost. Maybe one day we can fix it to where we can all get along, but it’s not going to happen under this monetary system. They are forcing these people in, making the hard working tax payers pay for thugs to breed more than any other class, and we are doing nothing to stop them. You may not agree with the IQ thing, but it doesn’t matter, just take a good look around. There is not denying that the majority of the some races are much “DIFFERENT” than the majority of the white race.

    Just because whites actually kept their history written down, they are judged the most out of any other race, but if people actually knew the history of it all, things would be different. If you truly know your history, not what the agendas are pushing, then you know and understand that whites were more evolved than the majority of other races. The morals that Christianity brought pushed our boundaries, and we continued to evolve until we allowed this monetary system to control us. They show us everything we see, tell us everything we hear, and even brainwash our children into believing they are to blame for what others “their own skin color” have done in the past, but that’s not “RACIST”? More whites were brought as slaves in North Africa than blacks brought as slaves to the United States or to the 13 colonies from which it was formed. White slaves were still being bought and sold in the Ottoman Empire, decades after blacks were freed in the United States. To see a white person and automatically believe they were alive over 150 years ago, they were a part of the 1.4% who owned slaves in America, and they are from England is not only racist but ignorant. Slavery was happening all over the world back then, it was a norm. Whites are the race that put an end to it. Whites shed their own blood, lost their own lives doing so, only to be labeled as racist and oppressors.

    WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! EVEN UNDER TRUMP – last year alone we have taken in 1,415 from Democratic Republic of Congo, 1,114 from Myanmar, 689 from Ukraine, 390 from Bhutan, 332 from Eritrea, 317 from Afghanistan, 73 from Somalia, 29 from Iraq, 20 from Sudan, 11 from Syria, and 2 from Iran. The majority, of course, is Muslim. According to State Department data, the US is on pace to resettle roughly 21,000 refugees in 2019.

    If he honestly was “for the people” he would have already seen a change. Our government, all governments around the world are being run by one thing – the MONETARY SYSTEM. This is the reason we are seeing Muslims forced into all, and only, the (ONCE majority Christina white) nations around the WORLD.

    I do not understand why so many are not taking these facts into account. They believe our country is the only one that matters. What do you think is going to happen when these Muslims surround us and have control over all these military-arsenal in Sweden, The Netherlands, Italy, Spain, Australia, France, Canada, The United Kingdom, Germany, ext.?

    That’s 10 countries not including our own. We are and have been in BIG TROUBLE!!!
    Is this the kind of place we want to leave behind for our future generations? You all better MAN UP!!!! Seriously, we could just take ONE damn DAY to unite for this country we could change so much. WHAT THE HELL IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT? Everyone thinks they are ok if they just take care of their own. Everyone thinks they will sit back and wait until these thugs come to them, well I am here to tell you, we are going to be outnumbered soon enough, and when that day comes our own children or grandchildren will suffer for our ignorance. Why not make this country great TODAY? Why not get these thugs out of this country TODAY? I have told you all before, even under Trumps leadership more of these thugs are coming in. Take a good look around at your own town. Look how many are moving in. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE.

    As it all stands now, not one white person truly knows what it feels like to take pride in our own race without fear of being persecuted. The rules, and the principles that are unfairly applied in different ways towards the white people and what they believe in, is not applied in the same manner for any other race in this nation. We must come together and save what those before us have fought and died for, we must unite, taking back what is rightfully ours, our children's, and infinite generations after. “DOGMA” is the nuclear weapon they (the elites) have been using and will continue to use, unless we change.

    We have the ability and the technology to make this planet an amazing place, where peace, love, and freedom could rule the land, yet we choose to live this way. We have the technology to make anything run cleaner, last longer, and have no cost. Tesla made free energy that was destroyed by J.P Morgan because with “Free stuff”, one cannot enslave the masses. Look up how many things that have been invented that would “set us free” (things that would stop ourselves from plaguing this planet and destroying everything in it). For instance, an engine that can run on water, or the ability to generate electricity out of the air, Car tires that would last forever, cars that will last forever, etc. etc. This is all just in America alone, and our government buys these patens up, then no one ever hears about them again, because they cannot keep us enslaved by this monetary system with free stuff. Things that would stop destroying our resources, feed billions of starving people, and completely wiping out this planet are not things they are interested in doing.

    I do not care what you believe in, I am telling you, both the left-wing and the right-wing belong to the same bird. The monetary system is/has taken over this planet and we continue to work for them because we are enslaved. Our natural resources are diminishing. Meanwhile, our population is exponentially increasing. Any and all scientist agree the resources are running out. NASA says it will happen within just a couple decades. I do believe this is why we see the agendas being pushed today.
    Did you know President George W. Bush bought 298,840 acres of land in Paraguay? Bush did not buy this land for any other reason besides the fact that it sits on top of the biggest aquifer on planet earth. Aquifer Guarani covers roughly 460,000 square miles under parts of Brazil, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Argentina. What do you think this world will look like when water is the new GOLD? Do you want your children to live in a savage world? It all comes down to this people. That upon everything else, what do you want for your children? This is not about racism, it is about Good vs Evil.

    George Carlin said, "The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations, media outlets, Hollywood, etc. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying, to get what they want.

    Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interests."

    He is right, they do not want people uniting, so they make all the ISMS to divide us. "Racism", "Multiculturalism", "Feminism", etc.etc.
    They have done a damn good job. We need forward thinking, logical, hardworking people to overcome, and everyone has lost hope.

  • SirNutcase

    This guy is a Legend and always will be ^^ And if the T-shirt "Weed saved my life" ever comes out ill buy it !!

  • Triggered RaY

    Isn't it ironic that silent Bob stayed calm during a heart attack? A.M.

  • Just Stardust

    Long life to Kevin James!!!!
    I mean "Smith". Sorry dude!

  • Michael Jackson

    I never heard silent Bob say so much in my life

  • jeffescantube

    best interview ever.. just let the story teller do his thing. glad ur alive kevin smith

  • kaumudee

    I love how Colbert subtly indicated the time left on the interview at 8:47 without interrupting him so he wrapped up just at the right time! He just let him go through his entire story so that was able to say everything he wanted to. Riveting story told well. Great job!

  • T&DubbleG

    1:58 sounds like Mark Hamill as the joker

  • Lee

    Lol 🥰

  • ELKY

    omg thats such a mad story a very lucky man to be alive respect to you dude from uk here !

  • animalamu

    Colbert pointed out to him the clock, didn't he?

  • Jeff Alexander

    I love this show, and that was one of the best stories I've heard!

  • 8TK8 guy

    He talks extremely extremely FAST

  • sipioc

    Love this guy. Glad he is still with us.

  • nerdcity

    Dear Kevin, you're shrinking. Buy smaller clothes.

  • Rebecca Sickler

    I have watched this interview so many times and it's still funny. Thanks to the doctor and hospital staff and first responders for saving this man's life. This interview is proof that we need Kevin Smith in the world.

  • Jennifer Rigsby

    He is an absolutely fantastic storyteller. My goodness.

  • James Asper

    ❤️

  • shakizzle33

    That's amazing!

  • DOUGLAS HOTCHKISS

    Not much like mine , (65) .
    I was aware of my high blood pressure , and taking my meds, checking my bp periodically and all that but sure enough – awful pain , sweats, i knew what was up.
    I had to walk a couple hundred yards to get my neighbors house , hour plus to the hospital , get checked in and then the fun began .
    6 hrs later it still hurts like a mf, morphine , then an anti coagulant called warfarin. Awful stuff, blood thinner, 8 days in the hospital ,
    Did all the tests, didnt need a stent.
    And now i recover well.
    No more liquor, smoking weed,
    Got a blender full of artery cleansing stuff.. warfarin causes deep bruising im still working out weeks later, but im not dead.

  • antonio volpe

    go vegan

  • Jim Wolfgang

    Show's what a class act and interviewer Colbert is; he is so attuned to the person in front of him while knowing when to interject or let them rip. Excellent.

  • Seye Joseph

    Um Kev you need to write StarWars

  • Sarah Shae

    Perfect wardrobe choice for this story!!!!

  • Sarah Shae

    BEST STORY TELLER EVER

  • JaggWolf

    That was one of the best stories I've ever heard, I'm glad Stephen let Kevin tell the whole story without really interrupting

  • Lawrence Cole

    A THOUSAND PLUS ONE'S!!!

  • Cool Cat

    Can this guy ever dress like an adult ?

  • proszę bardzo

    This might be the best story about heart attack in human history!

  • Chloe Jaikaran

    My teachers name is kevin Smith:-:

  • Terri Wyeth

    Love the fact that the jersey has a heart ❤️

  • Fleurs Sv

    I’m so fucking glad he didn’t die

  • Adrian Tayag

    “you made dogma, go to hell” hahahaha

  • MercyReaper

    What do 8 hate this guy?

  • DT DT

    St. Peter is going to kick him square in the nuts when he gets to the front of the line.

  • Carolina Romero Chacon

    Jay and Silent Bob fans!! Join your local Legion M members at 1 of 2 Fathom Events on Tuesday 10/15/19 or Thursday 10/17/19 for a screening of #JayandSilentBobReboot in a single showing or as a double feature with #JayandSilentBobStrikeBack . Both Kevin Smith and Jay Mewes are #LegionM members, so get in on the fun and get some free stuff. Click on the link to join a meetup near you and receive free fan swag like the #ChronicCon lanyards and badges from the movie. https://legionm.com/jsb-meetups

  • Fresh Beginnings

    You get calm when you think you are dying. It's a calmness that's hard to explain. The brain releases chemicals to ease your pain and thoughts. Our body and brain are quite amazing.

  • Irene Tanya

    Poor guy talking about his small junk and body shame issues

  • Vince Evans

    Lol ONE MORE TIME!

  • Sten Brown

    Jason Mewes destroyed himself. How embarrassing. Also Kevin Smith is weird now that he's skinny.

  • Jennifer Michelle

    It is amazing what doctors are able to do now without life altering surgeries and greatly limiting the risk of infection.
    I owe my life to my doctor. I am grateful to have found him. Thanka

    Intervascular Radiologist. These folks are truly amazing!

  • Ghost MyloshEK

    💚👍👍👍👍

  • Andrew Rook

    One question, one interview

  • nosha47

    Legends has it Kevin was still telling his heart attack story

  • Alexandra Boucher

    Dogma 🖤

  • HopeJstone

    KEVIN | God would've welcomed you with open arms. Glad you're healthy!

  • Stephen Walker

    Imagine how talkative he would be without the weed to chill him out 🤣

  • Bob Will

    Best heart attack story ever.

  • Raym Loves Eggs

    Fascinating details about the heart attack symptoms. They should show this video in schools to kids.

  • Robert Haney

    This is how I wish all talk shows were, let the guest really tell a story and tell it well. Felt genuine and was nothing but entertaining.

  • Brian C

    I didnt realize he had health problems. Thank God 🙏 he's ok now.

  • Cappinator

    Best heart attack story ever 🙂

  • Rampage7

    3rd time I’ve seen this since it was uploaded; only this time noticed that Colbert’s producer robber ya of extra story… it’s a recorded show Jim (producer); this is a rare time when a hard cut/rejoin would’ve been completely justified!

  • That Fard Guy

    I love how Stephen, near the end, pointed Kevin to the stage manager off-screen signaling to wrap up instead of flat out telling him on camera. Sort of like giving a comic the light so that the story can organically end.

  • ChunKeyPeachezz Z

    Kevin was talking during his heart Attack lmao I love this man

  • R D

    it's sad he hasn't made any more movies. Because a real director can talk for hours.

  • dustyb58

    interesting! the video has 1,359,971 views, and kevin said 1,359,971 words in the interview

  • Jeremy Peeples

    "He disappeared into my crotch and saved my life, man!"

  • A Certain Anime Index

    No joke when i went through massive alchahol withdraws weed saved my life it prevented me from having full seizures

  • girlygamer

    How small is his pee-pee that he was too afraid to let anyone see… That's all I will think about when I see him

  • Adrian Jasso

    "You made Dogma, go to hell."

  • holidayonion

    fastest 10 minutes of my life. i could listen to kevin talk about anything for hours.

  • Yamakazi

    It would have been very sad had Kevin died that night

  • Steve Austin

    To the people that don't know, Colbert is pointing at the Doc that saved his like at 8:47.

  • Alternative Universe Cuts

    When is Stephen going to shut up and let Kevin get a word in!

  • DEATHWISH -CHRIS

    Kevin Smith= one Man show!

  • Robert Frost

    Colbert just mentioned how he only asked ONE question on Kevin's last appearance, had to fact check that.

  • TRAVIS FAUST

    that joint saved your life ! owhh do tell?😂😂😂😁

  • Megan Ripley

    "That joint saved your life".
    "I'm putting that on a t-shirt".

  • Migue byte

    3:50 Have you ever been in a Hospital? Mmmm.. Not as a Patient – You are going to love it.!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • ebsen raptzski

    good story

  • DannyWithaY

    I literally could listen to Kevin Smith tell one story for three hours.

  • Asle Fjeldstad

    I’m out of breath from just listening to that. What a legend.

  • Brian Wild

    this story needs to be set to animation. somebody please call blank on blank

  • Mike Quackenbush

    I could listen to Kevin Smith talk for hours.

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