Why Your Public Transportation Sucks | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Why Your Public Transportation Sucks | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hmm. It’s show day. Hmm. I gotta get to work. Never? Wait! Watch the elbows! I’m not gonna make it. “Attention, passengers, we are experiencing delays due to signal malfunctions.” “Attention, passengers, we are currently delayed due to train traffic ahead of us.” “We are currently delayed.” “We are currently delayed. Delayed. Delayed.” “The bus …

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The Stand Up Kid – Time to Change

The Stand Up Kid – Time to Change

>>Teacher: OK, Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw. Can you open your exercise books please? You’ve got a 1500 word essay to do. I’d like you to choose one of the themes from the board and start to plan it… [Pause]>>Teacher: Ah, the wanderer returns. That’s another 2 weeks behind. See me after class.>>Pupil 1: Where …

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The Try Guys Live Like 80-Year-Olds For A Day

– [Narrator] Previously on The Try Guys Old Age series. – [Zach] Today we’re trying on an old age body simulator. We’re gonna talk to one of the foremost professors on old age. – [Joe] The age lab team created Agnes. – [Zach] Agnes? Who’s she? – [Joe] Age, Gain, Now, Empathy, System. – [Keith] …

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When Will The Try Guys Die?

When Will The Try Guys Die?

– Is this whole book me? (dramatic drumming) This video is the real one, it’s Fox in the early 2000s, who’s gonna die! We’re gonna spit in a tube, we’re sending to scientist, they’re sending it back, and they’re telling us how we’re gonna get sick. – So, one of you did actually test positive …

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Kanye West’s Mental Health | My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman | Netflix

Kanye West’s Mental Health | My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman | Netflix

– Define it for me. What is the mechanism that is malfunctioning or is taking a break in your brain? Do you know? – I wouldn’t be able to explain that as much, just, you know, ’cause I’m not a doctor. I can just tell you what I’m feeling at the time and I feel …

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Keith Eats Everything At Panda Express

Keith Eats Everything At Panda Express

– In 1973 in Pasadena, California, Panda Inn was founded. 10 years later a sleek, sexy businessman showed up and say hey, can you throw one in my mall but make it quick? And in 1983 Panda Express was born in the Glendale Galleria which is the mall that I go to. That’s my mall. …

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My OCD (Song)

My OCD (Song)

Hello? Hello Mr. Neal. How are you today? I’m good. Where’s the rest of the group? Oh it’s just you. I’m the group? Yes but don’t worry, I don’t need anyone else. That Picture frame Those Hoodie Strings They are driving me insane Unequal pizza slices Fonts of different sizes It’s more than I can …

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Mental Health with Grace Helbig! || Mayim Bialik

Mental Health with Grace Helbig! || Mayim Bialik

– Hey, Grokites, very exciting day. I am here with Grace Helbig. – Yay! – She is a YouTuber, she’s a comedienne, she’s a super awesome, funny, smart, all-around awesome person. – How dare you? – We are going to answer some of your questions. – Yay! – So I specifically asked for questions for …

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I Got Knee Surgery

I Got Knee Surgery

– Earlier this year I voluntarily got knee surgery. They gave me this drug that makes me feel like I had five shots of whiskey. Flash a casual tit. (groans) It’s a story of risk and pain and suffering, but in the end, there’s a baby. So it’s all gonna be okay. (energetic music) Welcome …

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Jacqueline Novak Wants to Put on Her Show in a Haunted Theater

-Hello, Jacqueline. -Hello. As you saw, I opted to not walk out with the shoe. -Yeah. -I’m not an athlete. It’s not what it’s about. -I gotcha. You’re not trying to show off. -No, it’s — You know, the look was planned for sitting. [ Laughter ] I mean, you always imagine — you always …

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